- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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