- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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