- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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