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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

George Bush.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Katy Perry

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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