- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Y u do dis?

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Knock knock Come in

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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