- Anti Joke

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do gay people eat?? food

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .