- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Why is the ground wet It rained

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

PIED NINNY!

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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