Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Women's Rights

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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