What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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