Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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