- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

men

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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