A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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