What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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Get on the boat.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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