I <3 Hitler

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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