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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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