- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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