- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

whats the capital of congo famine

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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