- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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