- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

The dewey decimal system

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

what came first the chicken or the chips

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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