what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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