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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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