- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Long joke Your such a downey

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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