What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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A seal walks into a club.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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