Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

thumb_up thumb_down +25

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

thumb_up thumb_down +23

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

thumb_up thumb_down +23

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

thumb_up thumb_down +23

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops