What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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