One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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