- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

who is not good looking? mon morello

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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