- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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