- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole