i named my son Frodo because he was little

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

A paralysed man falls over.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Refridgerator.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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