- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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