- Anti Joke

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family