What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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