Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Ben Corbishley

Obama walks into a hospital....

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Who wants water? I do.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Ben Affleck

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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