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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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knock knock? come in

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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