- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What do you call a black man? Black

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