Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Who wants water? I do.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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Obama walks into a hospital....

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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