- Anti Joke

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Wolfjob.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Dusters blow stuff.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.