What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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Dusters blow stuff.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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