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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

A: Do you like it B: No

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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