Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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