- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

A Sloth runs...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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