- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Face Hunter is scum

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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