What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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snooki

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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