i killed my family

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Gay republicans

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Dyslexia ruels!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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