-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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