A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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