What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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