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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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