- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

That's illegal What? Your mom

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