- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Can anyone Lenin money?

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??