what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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the WNBA

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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21 Ways to Annoy Everybody 1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which. 2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes. 3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would. 4) Act like a hillbilly. Period. 5) Improvise Italian operas. 6) Gossip about someone to their face. 7) Answer every question with a question. 8) Repeat yourself constantly. 9) Act like a member of the opposite sex. 10) Repeat yourself constantly. 11) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons. 12) Repeat yourself constantly. 13) Change what you repeat every now and then. 14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks. 15) Change what you repeat every now and then. 16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else. 17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries. 18) Change what you repeat every now and then. 19) One word: Caffeine. 20) Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar. 21) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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they're dead. idiot.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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