what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

your face is kinda funny

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

baskets

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

an dislexik nam rwote hits

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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