- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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