What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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women's rights

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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whats white jizz

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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The following is neither a joke or anti-joke. It's a brainteaser. It's called the Monty Hall Problem. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind 1 door is a car; behind the other 2 doors are goats. You then choose a door. The host then opens another door and reveals a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to stick with your choice or switch?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice? The correct answer yes, switching gives you a better odds of winning. Why? There is a simple way to understand it without the mathematical demonstration. Suppose we have the three doors 1, 2 3 and the number 2 is the winner. If you choose not to change , of course the chances to win is 1/3. Now. what happens if you decide to change? The answer is that if you initially chose an incorrect door, you will always win. In the example, if you initially chose the door 1, the presenter will open door 3(because the door 2 is the winner so he can't open that door) So if you change you will win. The same happens if you initially chose door 3(the presenter will open door 1 and if you change you will win). You will only loose if you initially chose door 2(the presenter will open door 1 or 3, and when changing you will loose) So the conclusion is that if you always decide to change, if initially you have chosen ANY(and any in capital letters!) of the TWO incorrect doors you will win. So the chances when changing is 2/3.

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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