A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

what do fish smoke? sea weed

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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