Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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