- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Jeff

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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