- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Roses are flowers.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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