- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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