- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What? Huh?

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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