- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Penis.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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