Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

VAL SUCKS

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Wright flyer

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Im batman...suck it losers

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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