- Anti Joke

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

what's the difference between a crocodile?

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1