Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Gus's mom

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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