What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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