- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

you gay?

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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