Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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