A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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My Butthole.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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can you pass the soap?

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mikey is cute

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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