- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

what did one computer say to the other .........

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

guy walks into a bar, ouch

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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