- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Knock knock open

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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