Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Why? Why Not?

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

vote this down and i will DOX you

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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