- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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