- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

knock, knock whos there child molestor

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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