roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

An Aisian failed a test

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

your mom was so fat that she died.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

drew edminstin is a rat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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