- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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