Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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