A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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what is orange? an orange

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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