A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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