We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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a man walked into a bar....

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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Women's Rights..

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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69.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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