- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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