- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Laugh.

so...um, yeah

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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