You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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