- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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