Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Anti Joke

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