- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

a black guy hates chicken.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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