what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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What is my name? I dont know

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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