How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Heskey time.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Penis chickens

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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