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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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