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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Im gay What about you

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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