If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Your mom

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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