What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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