What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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roses are red violets are indigo

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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