- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

One time i was sitting down

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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