What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

thumb_up thumb_down -8

XD Jackass.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

thumb_up thumb_down -8

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

thumb_up thumb_down -8

3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops